Where does Dracula store his luggage?

I think he would probably be really organized and has good time managemnt skills because he will explode if sunlight explodes him so I bet time-management and knowing the dewey decimal system are critical in his line of work. And I wonder if he wears like a dental dam or fang protection system because of AIDS and if not he better stay the hell outta Seattle because I hear most of the vamps are gay there. And that makes me wonder ......supposing a gay vampire with AIDS guy was to bite Count Dracula, which one of them would explode? Don't be so quick to answer, think. The answer is there just think. And does he pay people to be extra hush-hush about his whereabouts so he doesn't get stabbed in his heart by Corey Haim all day long? Since we don't know the answer I think it is safe to say Dracula is a good tipper and has good people skills. And I bet he has people-skin luggage too and lamp shades so if he forgets to turn off the light when he goes to bed in the morning people ping by would smell hot human scorching skin burning and turn it off for him and that way he doesn't even have to get out of bed and explode over a stupid lamp being left on. Or he could just have the clapper thing. (clap clap) But I don't want to get bit though I bet getting bit is probably totally really scary when you get bit because essentially you are taking a whole nother career choice at that point all in one night and your blood is very acidic so when you bite people it breaks down their blood to be dranken up easier which is why most bood pressure medications are derived from some form of Dracula spit.